The Jessica Alba Slayer

This sword was fashioned from Ricket's wang, and can be used the rid the world of suck-ass counterfeit Cryptic Angels, such as the Dark Angel, Jessica Alba.

Type: weapon
Power: 200
Muscle Required: 50
Cannot be traded
Cannot be discarded

Enchantment:
Intrinsic Effect: Ricket's Allure
Mysticality +7